Be silent ..George Bush , The Great President of USA is here

------Valedictory address of bush ((**)*show inner voice, the little bit he has)----
Hi guys ...(oh no) hi parteners..(oh condo wht ? yyaa )hi my Brave soldiers. Now it‘s sure that two large democracy will win the war (any way it doesn’t matter, I alone would be enough).I was thinking great repercussion we‘d have while I was in flight coming here. suddenly I got to loo so I landed there ..(name..condo tell e me pls ) yaa our hamid bhai ‘s land . I got there. You know we liberated that land where they dared to destroy Buddha, u know, your Buddha, but we liberated. This shows my broad mindedness, As I see daily in the mirror.
my condo darling always tells me there is no substitute of me. Wish I were found every where, god didn’t produce enough, but u know, I ‘m the great president of USA .I can do and I m trying to be everywhere. Daily in the night god comes in my dream and inspires me. No... No.., first apologizes not to produce so many bush, any way it does not matter now... But condo told me this country was different ,and I felt ,when I saw a little bush looking at me in PURANA Qilla .I told Ms Soniaji ,next time, he must be the prime minister of India, and our maanmohaan informed that small junior bush is the incarnation of god. I was happy, at last, god has recognized my precious place in the humankind. So this country is somewhat different.
Now come to business. I need not tell that condo darling has done already so I don’t need to repeat (any way who cares?).You know condo is very faithful and aggressive, of course ,in policy making. Black is always beautiful like night, like darkness that‘s why I like darkness everywhere so I give demo everywhere ,I mean ,democracy.
Yesterday I visited some great stone. (what it was)oh yes it was your father’s tomb. I was again thinking (rarely do this, coz my great head gets pain) one father and so may population. How is it? it‘s god‘s grace. That’s why I banned abortions and any precautionary measures when you are playing natural game. Everyone should have freedom like dogs have and you know we provide it in our country, the great USA.
I have to go . ..I wanna loo.. oh condo please help me ...just take me away…I ‘ll be back ……don’t go away..